using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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