why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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