We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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