even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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