Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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