On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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