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Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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