Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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