wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
home. puking in laundry basket.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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