You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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