Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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