Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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