READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I think people are normalizing furries
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Randomize
