Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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