I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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