508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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