all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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