the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
A bitchslap is in order.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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