careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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