I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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