Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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