There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Randomize
