I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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