I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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