Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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