she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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