Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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