If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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