Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Randomize
