I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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