so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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