If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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