just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
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