hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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