im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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