just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Enjoy the penises
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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