And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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