I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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