I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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