well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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