I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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