I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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