i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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