i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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