absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Can I color on your dick again?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
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