fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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