my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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