So drunk its hurt
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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