He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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