k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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